Posted: 30.10.2007 at 19.19
Column - Global warmings already frying brains
Andrew Bolt
I DONT know if global warming will destroy the earth, but it is already frying brains.
Check out Peter Garretts.
Labors environment spokesman has got the faith so bad - saying Labor would sign a deal to slash our emissions even if bigger countries wouldnt - that Labors leader, Kevin Rudd, had to shoot him.
Which makes two frontbenchers that Rudd has executed for saying precisely what Rudd himself has said.
Now theres a sign of a leader who is making it up as he goes along, and is so hungry for power that hell say anything and ditch anyone.
But its also a sign that when it comes to global warming, Labor hasnt a clue how to make the huge but useless cuts in emissions it has promised without bleeding us dry.
What a farce.
And what a mistake Rudd made to pick as his environment spokesman a salvation seeker who believes with his soul in catastrophic man-made global warming.
That came unstuck this week when Garrett told the Australian Financial Review that a Rudd government would sign a proposed new Kyoto Protocol to cut greenhouse gases even if developing nations again refused.
If those poorer countries didnt join, it wouldnt be a deal-breaker for Labor, Garrett burbled, because what counted was being part of the process.
But what Garrett was outlining was a complete sell-out of our interests. Fancy a country that emits just 1.5 per cent of the worlds greenhouse gases agreeing to choke its economy, while huge China is free to let rip its own.
Heres the problem Garrett seemed unable to understand: This new Kyoto he was talking about is intended to take over in 2012 from the old - and failed - Kyoto Protocol.
The big failing of the old Kyoto agreement, in which all developed countries except Australia and the United States agreed to cut their greenhouse gases by set amounts (but mostly failed), is that it doesnt include countries such as India and China, which are growing frantically, belching more greenhouse gases by the year.
In fact, China is now overtaking the US as the biggest emitter in the world.
And with Chinas President Hu Jintao this month vowing to double the countrys wealth by 2020, expect volcanoes of new fumes from the East.
Indeed, China is already building one new coal-fired power station every week, every month, every year, and will make us look like fools fiddling in a gale, with our puny low-flow shower heads and barely spinning windmills - none of which will alter the worlds temperature by a quiver.
Never mind! said Garrett. Quizzed on the ABCs AM program on Monday by a reporter amazed Labor could let China so off the hook, he blithely repeated his lines.
The heat in the system is a consequence of the developed countries emissions, he claimed, ignoring inconveniently reassuring truths like the refusal of the globe to actually heat since 1998.
They need to commit to reduce. As they commit to reduce, the developing countries come on board.
How cute.
Garrett - who, oh dear, will handle these negotiations for a Rudd government - really does believe that China and India will feel so ashamed of themselves once they see Australia nobly signing a document, scrapping its gassy industries and slashing its growth, that they will be inspired to do exactly the same.
Out of the sheer goodness of their hearts.
Give me a break.
This isnt a Midnight Oil concert, where everyone sings along in the chorus. The hard men of Chinas Politburo dont do blushes, and know they must grow their country or die.
But lets not forget Rudd, who has so shamelessly adopted global warming as a New Labor brand. Too soon forgotten in yesterdays coverage was that he at first backed Garrett.
If we are to get countries like China and India to accept global targets themselves then developed countries must act first, he declared at 9.15am on Monday.
But by mid-afternoon, Rudd had ditched everything, including Garrett, as it became clear that he was signing on to a disaster, if not for Australia, then for his chances of election.
So Garrett was shoved back in front of the cameras to do an about-face.
Ah, ahem - in fact, appropriate development country commitments for the post-2012 commitment period . . . would be an essential prerequisite for Australian support, said the mortified rocker.
Which, translated into lyrics, means: No China, no deal.
And which, translated into politics, means: We agree with John Howard on the new Kyoto, after all.
Or, as Rudd would say, me too, because heres yet another policy hes copied from the Prime Minister, despite all his save-the-planet talk.
Neither Rudd nor Howard will sign a new Kyoto Protocol unless developing countries promise emissions cuts, too.
What a concession.
After all, isnt global warming meant to be the issue that most defines the difference between Howard and Me too Rudd?
But so barren is Labor of any real policy difference with Howard that it was more than a mistake when its Treasury spokesman, Wayne Swan, tried yesterday to calm jitters about his lack of experience, or confidence, by assuring journalists that if elected, I will take the advice of the Treasurer, the Treasury, sorry.
Were sorry, too.
But at least Labor has now reversed its stand on the new Kyoto deal, so it now echoes Howards. So whats the problem, youre asking, right?
Well, heres a few lessons you might draw. First, Labors environment spokesman is so messianic that hed sell Australian jobs for a useless gesture to save the earth.
Garrett sure has got religion bad.
Second, a Prime Minister Rudd will be no team player, having cut Garrett loose this week, just as he dropped foreign affairs spokesman Robert McClelland for repeating Rudds own promise to try to save even the Bali bombers from capital punishment.
And, third, theres actually nothing either party can really do about global warming other than kill our economy.
Even if human gases really are heating up the world to hell (which seems exaggerated), nothing we do will make a blind bit of difference without countries such as China. Especially China.
And why expect China to cut its gases, when even rich and preachy Britain wont? Just this month, Britains Prime Minister was warned by one of his ministers that there was no way Britain could get 20 per cent of its energy from renewable sources by 2020, after all. Just too expensive.
So lets cut all Labors slogans, its waffle about meaningless documents, and its setting of never-never targets of cuts in our gases by 2050, when many voters will be dead.
Lets instead have something tangible - like firm promises to cover just Labors first term in office.
So tell us, Mr Rudd:
1. What will your greenhouse policies cost us in spending and lost growth?
2. What will your policies cut our emissions by in your first three years?
3. And what difference, to the nearest degree, will this make to the worlds temperature by 2010?
The answer to that last one is zero, isnt it?
Which makes Garretts spasms and backflips over a deal hell never sign seem even more farcical.
To the few of us still rational, that is.