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Ren

Posts: 812

Posted: 11.10.2006 at 20.25
I keep dreaming about him...why? what could this mean? :)

S.Mc.C.

Posts: 436

Posted: 11.10.2006 at 20.35
Obviously, you have a subconcious preclusion to the unadulturated masculinity projected and personified by Chuck Norris that has lead to a deep-seeded false sense of friendship between you and the actor.

Tania

Posts: 6758

Posted: 11.10.2006 at 20.48
Yes, obviously... ;)

Daniel

Posts: 11639

Posted: 11.10.2006 at 23.44
Lol, put more simply - you fancy him.

Daniel

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Posted: 11.10.2006 at 23.49
Of course, it's also possible that as a child you were forced to endure Sidekicks looped over and over. Or maybe you just envied the character.

"Barry is an asthmatic kid having trouble in life. He lives with his father, a computer programmer, in Texas. Barry is struggling to get by in life, dealing with his rough school life, bullies, as well as his health. Barry's only source of enjoyment is fantasizing that he is with Chuck Norris. Barry becomes sick of getting picked on by the bigger guys, and decides to learn karate, in hopes of one day meeting the great Chuck Norris."
Sounds like you.

Tania

Posts: 6758

Posted: 12.10.2006 at 05.23
Ohhh.. Daniel you have no idea just how right you are! Now shall we reveal which actor played 'Barry' in Sidekicks? (Drumroll please)...

Jonathan Brandis!

I knew there was a link there somewhere... I know how much you loved Ladybugs Ren ;)

 
Post Last Updated: 12.10.2006 at 05.26


Ren

Posts: 812

Posted: 17.10.2006 at 16.21
hahah that is sooo funny! I loved jonathan brandis when i was 12, THAT is the link for sure...i was drawn to reunite myself with JB!!!

*clare*

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Posted: 02.05.2007 at 18.01
i know this is an old post but i never noticed it before.. funny you bring up chuck!! my bf's mum went out with him like 15 yrs ago!! he got a thing for filo's apparently lol
but i heard he's since turned gay lol

Former Member

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Posted: 02.05.2007 at 18.54
Chuck Norris' girlfriend once asked him how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't fuck with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf. True story ;P

 
Post Last Updated: 02.05.2007 at 20.04


*clare*

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Posted: 02.05.2007 at 19.02
lol!! dont fuck with chuck..
uh did he literally rip her throat out??? thats pretty hardcore lol
im pretty sure he trained with bruce lee and bruce taught him special fighting stuff. bf's mum said he was nice, bit strange and bad BO.
she still has a throat though so she mustn't have rhymed in the presence of chuck norris..

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