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You may like me have just head of overheard in New York and their set of blogs, I've just started reading and already have a few faves...

Starting with:
Girl: I think that dog is staring at me...
Guy: Don't flatter yourself.

hehe...

Hah that's great. 2 points to the guy

I've got some gold that I've heard at work/train:

"What part of the chicken is the stuffing?"

"Bushfires start with the hot sun on the grass"

"I don't drink milk, it comes out of a cow's puss"

"Did you know that if you massage someone's stomach anti-clockwise, you constipate them?"

"It's an ignot. An ignot. Don't you know what an ignot is?"

"They give you injections in your right arm because if you're right armed then it's less for that side"

hehe Hayley

Ok next one:

Man: He's been dating women he's met online since back when it was creepy.

"I don't drink milk, it comes out of a cow's puss"

That person has never gotten laid, and hopefully never will.

For a majority of the week, I work with morons.

Lindsay Lohan: I was going out with someone and they said I should read Machiavelli and I was like, 'Nah,' and then I was like, 'Okay, I'll read it,' and now it is always with me.

Fruity metro guy: My truck makes this crazy noise whenever I brake.
Mechanic: What's the make of your truck, son?
Fruity metro guy: White.
Mechanic: No, son, the make.
Fruity metro guy: Truck.
Mechanic: The make, son, the make.
Fruity metro guy: 1997. There, I've just told you everything I know about my truck.
Mechanic: Who made your truck? Ford? Nissan?
Fruity metro guy: Oh, you mean the brand. It's Ford.
Mechanic: A truck ain't a pair of jeans, son.

haha thats hilarious, how many metro's i know that would say that its too funny!!!