Posted: 27.08.2008 at 19.36
Interview with Karl Lagerfeld
Karl Lagerfeld wants to be taken just as seriously as a photographer as he is a designer. Presumably, this is why he did quite a lengthy interview with Scott Athorne for the Times Sunday magazine.
1. He doesnt like intellectuals.
I want to know everything, but Im not an intellectual, and I dont like their company. Im the most superficial man on Earth.
2. He doesnt buy shoes for comfort.
I buy my shoes a size too small. I like the way it feels.
3. He likes journalists. Except, of course, the smelly ones.
I have no problem with journalists many are friends, he says. Only if they are really stupid, or if theyve got bad breath, or if they smell. Yesterday [at the Chanel couture show] I had a problem. I said, Im sorry, youve got to tell this woman that she needs to be taken away. Her smell is not possible.
4. His mother never wanted him to be a child.
You may be six years old, but I am not, she used to say. She refused to let him wear glasses although he was short-sighted, saying: Children with glasses are the ugliest thing in the world. She also took little interest in his schooling, never attending a parent-teacher evening. Nor did she ever attend one of his fashion shows later in life, despite his success. She said, Well, I didnt go to your fathers office either, he laughs.
5. He avoided boarding school as a child because he hated the idea of dorms.
I found out that if I didnt create trouble, I could do what I wanted. Did he not like the idea of boarding school? He screws his face up in disgust. It was out of the question. I hated the idea of being in a dormitory with other people. No, no, no, he says, hitting the table as he speaks. My sisters were sent away because my mother thought they were boring. I was not boring.
6. He is loath to dwell on the past.
The worst thing is when friends say, Remember the good old days? Forget about the good old days! That just makes your present second-hand. What is interesting is now. If you think it was better before, then you might as well commit suicide immediately.
7. He sees himself just as we see him.
Often things arent that important. Im not that important either. I dont take myself too seriously.
8. He doesnt see fashion design as art.
Im in a permanent bad mood with myself, thinking I could always do better, that there is more. Its like there is this glass wall, and I cant get through to the other side. But he adds, raising an exclamatory finger: Im not one of those people who think theyre more artistic than their profession. Come on. Youre selling things that make people happy, not difficult pregnancies. I cant stand designers who talk about their work being art.
9. He thinks of death in a very un-scary way.
Everything changes, except death. Billions have died before us, so it cant be that bad. If you ask me, death and deep sleep are the same thing. And then you dont take yourself too seriously. He takes a considered sip of his drink before adding: Oh, please. Dont over-react to how I am talking. Try to keep all this abstract, huh?
10. He is entirely nonjudgmental.
For me, identity is a private, intimate problem, says Lagerfeld. Fashion doesnt have to be your identity. Who cares what people think? As long as you agree with yourself, thats enough, no? I judge nobody. I laugh about myself. That I can do; I know myself pretty well.