Would make sense, knowing MTV's attraction to 'pimping' things...

Haha... it'd be awesome if there were those scary guys from 'pimp my ride' pimping the cake oh-so delicately...

It'd be worth paying for cable TV just for that...

Fibre optic wedding bouquet? Brilliant!

I have a fibre optics lamp... I use it at night instead of turning lights on...

The only issue is when it changes to red because red light doesn't affect your retina so it's really dark...

It catches me by surprise and I trip over things...

another diamond encrusted g-string

Well at least it's classy :S

and another!


and another (wow... swarovski crystals sure get around...)!


to hide the barely-there underwear...


some shoes to go with them...


and some for the gentleman who likes to sparkle!


imagine cleaning this... (I think we may have had this before but had to throw it in again for good measure!)



Yes... they are pet food bowls...

I think I threw up a little in my mouth again... this is beginning to be a problem...

I'm tearing up a little it's like I'm handing of my bling mantle to the next generation!

Haha, Allan :P I don't think any amount of bling could take away that initial post which started these 51 pages of tackiness!

You hold a special place in our jewel-covered hearts.

Post Last Updated:03.04.2008 at 21.28

Mmmm Bling Coffee

What do you store the milk for the coffee in? Fridge!



What goes with coffee? Toast!


Oh no! You spilt coffee on yourself! Quick! Put it in the washing machine!


So, coffee on your body? Have a shower!


Then, dry your hair with a hair-dryer!