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What is your favourite boosh episode (or episodes - I know it can be hard to choose!) and why?

What is/are your favourite quote/s from that episode?

Courtenay xoxox.

"Charlie is genius, right, he's made from a million old pieces of bubble gum. Imagine that. In the summer of 1976 on the way home from an Alice Cooper concert, Charlie started to melt on the pavement. It was too hot in L.A and he melted, like a pink bitch. Luckily though, there was Eric Phillips, a local crocodile who dabbled in black magic. He took pity on Charlie, and scraped him off the floor with a pair of fish slicers. He poured him into an antique soup ladel, and boarded his magic carpet, destination, Alaska. Eric Phillips decided to refreeze Charlie, but in his cold blooded reptilian haste, he refroze him into the shape of a hoover. Charlie wasn't phased though, he just zoomed about the place, sucking up Inuits. The Inuits didn't mind. They loved it in Charlie's big tight warm belly pouch, and they refused to come out. Charlie said, "I'm cool with that," and set fire to a posh hammer to make it official. The downside was that the Inuits suffocated imediately. It was air-tight in there. Charlie panicked, and fired the tiny Inuit bullets into to Eric's crocodile peepers. The green shape, was frozen. After a quick drink, Charlie stole Eric Phillip's magic carpet, and left for Seattle. Charlie was racked with guilt. He'd killed 50 Inuits, no one needs that. He decided to spend the rest of his life putting small hairstyles onto boots, monkey nuts, trumpets, and spanners. "

Haha, Tania! I love that bit!

"That's not a novel; that's the scribblings of a retard!"

I love the Tudra rap!

"Oh my God!
Ice flow, no where to go,
Ice flow, no where to go,
Lost in the blinding whiteness of the tundra!
Check him out!
They call him the shrew,
Arms in short, in with the claw!
I'm little Johnny Frostbite,
Movin' around,
Freezing you up,
Freezing you down like an icicle,
Coming in your tent in the pink light scissor bite.
Arctic death,
Infinite night.
Call me tundra boy,
Because I move like an arctic lizard,
When the blizzard strikes,
I disappear like a pipe dream.
All that's left is a gleam,
On a tent peg.
Boosh, Boosh,
Stronger than a moose,
Don't lock your door, or we'll come through your rooftop.
Stop, look round, take your mind off the floor,
Cos the Boosh is loose and we're a little bit raw!
Ice flow, no where to go,
Ice flow, no where to go,
Lost in the blinding whiteness of the tundra!

... alright! You proved your point - in song format!"

Courtenay xoxox.