"If I were not French, I would wish to be English", said a Frenchman seeking to flatter Lord Palmerston.

"If I were not English, I would wish to be English", replied His Lordship.

quotes rock!
They may not be word for word but a couple of my fav's are as follows:

"I used to think I had it bad because I had no shoes... but then I met a man with no feet."

"They say time heals all wounds, but actually you have to heal them yourself."

A tad political:

Bombing for peace is like horizontal folk dancing for virginity.

Post Last Updated:06.06.2007 at 19.43

In the political vein again:

Si vis pacem para bellum - If you want peace prepare for war.

Every moment of your life is infinitely creative and the universe is endlessly bountiful. Just put forth a clear enough request, and everything your heart truly desires must come to you. Shakti Gawain.

For the non believers - The key to this quote is knowing what your heart truly wants!

Post Last Updated:12.06.2007 at 19.34

i love ur bombing one daniel... its so so true

"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, therefore, is not an act but a habit." (Aristotle)."

" appear weak when you are strong and strong when you are weak"

Hahaha...luv ur last one Kaz. You simply dye your hair blonde and everyone assumes you are weak & docile! Its great when you remove all doubt.

Post Last Updated:13.06.2007 at 01.10

"If you sent me to work for Banana Republic, they'd fire me in a week."

NEW YORK - Alber Elbaz to Cathy Horyn during a Q&A posted in the New York Times fashion critic's blog, "On The Runway."

i dno if any1 has said it but

"fashion fades, style is eternal"

"Today I see beauty everywhere I go,
in every face I see, in every single soul,
and sometimes even in myself."
Kevyn Aucoin.