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My spammers have moved on from Britney a little:

Hilton slams Pamela Anderson as "Rabid Scavenging Hyena"
Paris Hilton Sold Her Soul to the Devil, admits it on Larry King
Paris Hilton: I will give my Body to the Winner of the French Open
Paris Hilton's Bust Goes Missing
Paris Hilton Wins Pulitzer Prize
Paris Hilton tosses dwarf on the street
Paris Hilton Gives Birth To Twins...Aliens
Paris Hilton gets a third breast implant. Taunts Lohan & Spears to do the same!
Paris Hilton Claims "I'm Still A Summer Virgin"

So... what exactly is a "Summer Virgin"?

This morning I was shocked with this!!

Subject: We have hijacked your baby

Email: Hey We have hijacked your baby but you must pay once to us $50 000. The details we will send later...

We has attached photo of your fume

But then I went to my self.... I don't have a fume...?

Also laughed haha, oh i'm not downloading the ZIP file either sooo... wonder what my kid looks like!

Brangelina To Adopt Jennifer Aniston - Watch the Video.


I'm sure it will be a riveting watch, but I must pass.

Lol these are great.

Paris Hilton dogs Paris Hilton with lawsuit
Paris Hilton Gives Birth To Twins...Aliens

I got the twin... aliens spam too!

Are You Snoring Yourself to Death

Best one yet: Paris Hilton Wins Pulitzer Prize

Edit:Oh whoops noticed Airdrie was first with news.

I got "Paris says she has only slept with two men" - oh wait that was in the actual news...hmmm...

I got the natural super weightloss food by Oprah, and 'low education? buy your degree here...' ones

Post by Daniel

Your large tool will be as big as a champagne bottle.

Now that's using Brut force. Eh? Eh?
Don't hate me, I grew up watching Cosgrove shows and Dangermouse is to blame for the bad puns.