Posted: 24.03.2008 at 05.11
I recently had a classmate whisper conspiratorially to me, "I'm going commando right now."
I dont know why she felt the need to tell me, but she must have seen the puzzlement on my face for she added hastily, "Its laundry day."
I didnt know what she expected me to say.
"So...all your undies is on strike?"
"If cleanliness is next to godliness, I guess bikini waxers are deities in their own right."
"So free access pass for all today?"
"I don't need to guess which part of you is scottish then!"
In the end I only managed an awkward, "Good for you. I'll pass the word."
I don't understand why she felt the need to tell me though. We hadn't really progressed past the polite greetings and insincere niceties, but maybe she thought that it would jumpstart our relationship? Or....omg, was she trying to turn me on? Do I look gay? Does carrying a crumpler bag and wearing converse shoes classify me as gay?