Some more fun! :)
This is how it works...

START
Month of Birth

JANUARY-----------I KICKED
FEBRUARY---------I PUNCHED
MARCH-------------I LICKED
APRIL---------------I BITCH SLAPPED
MAY-----------------I SLAPPED
JUNE----------------I BEAT
JULY-----------------I KISSED
AUGUST------------I DREAMED ABOUT
SEPTEMBER--------I MADE OUT WITH
OCTOBER-----------I KILLED
NOVEMBER---------I BIT
DECEMBER---------I SLEPT WITH

Date of Birth

1--------MY NEIGHBOR
2--------MY FRIENDS PANTS
3--------MYSELF
4--------YOU
5--------A MEXICAN
6--------A HOBO
7--------A PREP
8--------A GANGSTER
9--------P.DIDDY
10-------MY EX
11-------A SPOON
12-------MY TRUE LOVE
13-------A HOE
14-------A PICKLE
15-------HIM/HER
16-------MY UNCLE
17-------1000 PEOPLE
18-------MY BOYFRIEND
19-------A LESBIAN
20-------PATRICK STAR
21-------A BANANA
22-------SPONGE BOB
23-------A HOMO
24------- A MEXICAN GANGSTA
25-------A WHITE BOY
26-------A NOODLE
27-------A GOTH
28-------MY EX
29-------A LAWN GNOME
30-------MY BEST FRIENDS GIRLFRIEND
31-------A FOOTBALL PLAYER


Colour of Shirt

WHITE---------BECAUSE THAT BITCH STOLE MY TACO
BLACK----------BECAUSE IM EMO
PINK------------BECAUSE IM BALLIN
YELLOW--------BECAUSE THE VOICES TOLD ME TO.
BLUE------------BECAUSE I CAN DO THAT poo
GREEN----------BECAUSE THATâS HOW I ROLL
PURPLE---------BECAUSE I CAN
GRAY------------BECAUSE I KEEP IT GANGSTA
NO SHIRT OR IN A TOWEL------BECAUSE IM JUS PLAIN STUPID
ORANGE--------BECAUSE THATâS HOW I ROLL.
RED-------------BECAUSE I WAS HIGH
MAROON-------BECAUSE I WAS DRUNK.
BROWN--------- BECAUSE IM SEXY AND I DO WHATEVER I WANT.
STRIPED--------BECAUSE UR MUM SAID SO
TURQUOISE----BECAUSE I LOVE IT
TAN-------------BECAUSE SHE WAS FINE
TYE DIE---------BECAUSE IM IN LOVE
OTHER----------BECAUSE IT WAS ILLEGAL

Kinda stupid but its funny with what you can come up with!!

I SLAPPED HIM BECAUSE I KEEP IT GANGSTA

i made out with a mexican gangsta because im sexy and i do watever i want
!!!!!!!!

^ haha

I SLEPT WITH P.DIDDY BECAUSE UR MUM SAID SO

I LICKED A HOE BECAUSE I KEEP IT GANGSTA.

Now where do I get tested for STIs?

Post Last Updated:06.05.2007 at 21.37

I beat sponge bob because i can do that poo!

I punched my ex because i was high

Post by *clare*

I punched my ex because i was high

So that's how you really broke your knuckles ;)

I beat my boyfriend BECAUSE I KEEP IT GANGSTA...