Posted: 19.10.2009 at 01.00
Okay, so I have a small waist, flat tummy, broad shoulders and rounded hips and am average height. When I go out and see women with a figure like mine who are dressed in current styles it makes me afraid to even try clothes shopping. Unless they are over 180 cm tall with magnificent boobs, the sheer amount of excess fabric flopping around their top and bottom gives the appearance of breasts that hang down to their waist and a bum so saggy it could drag the ground. Not to mention muffin bulge where the belt cuts in to the fabric.
The apparant warping and exaggeration of their figure makes them look unbalanced and the opposite of well dressed. The worst I've seen have reminded me of an hourglass that has started to melt in a way that you still see the idea of definition in the middle but all this extra stuff oozing over the top just ruins it. I really, really have a thing about looking neat and streamlined, so, for you fashionistas if you please:
What's the solution? Really wide belt (like Japanese formal obi wide)? Pleat the excess fabric away for a more streamlined look? Bustier or corset over the top? Just go to a fabric shop, buy a vogue pattern and have a seamstress work her magic?