Posted: 24.08.2006 at 04.43
Oooh hates. Wow. Can I fill you in on a few of mine.
Right - today's pet hate is the word hero. Everyone is a bloody hero these days. "Tram driver revives passenger - hero" "Pilot lands plane in turbulence - hero" "Footballer scores goal, has cocaine addiction - hero" Sod off media. I hate this overuse of the word hero. Doing your job (or being a scumbag) doesn't make you a hero, a hero is running into a burning building, heroes were those in the Charge of the Light Brigade.
Onto others;
Filling in forms at university. Every f'ing form asked me if I was an Aborigine or a Torres Strait Islander. Why? Does it matter? Does my skin colour mean that I don't have to fill in the rest of the form? Will I get an extension on that late book? Or extra time in the computer lab? Did I not fill this in 100 times when I enrolled, so why do I still need to fill it in to graduate? Could if possibly have changed over four years? Is it contagious? Probably not, but that peeved me no end. "At the end of the day" (saying that solely to tease amethyst) I am British, and human. And I worked my arse off in Year 12 to get to uni. Thank you.
The inability to speak. Really, communication is so simple. Yet some people open their mouth and out comes some drivel of sorts. "I brought this yesterday" - really, where did you bring it from? "I fink" - how does one do that exactly? "Youze" - I'm not a sheep, or four legged, so say something like 'you guys' or 'all of you' but don't label me as something woolier than I am.
More later :)