When some smart ass asks who ate all the biscuits? And he seriously wants an answer.
Do u think I know who ate wot biscuit at wot point in time?...would you like me to put a biscuit monitor on or maybe a spy cam?....or is there spy ware for this sort of immoral behaviour?
Fuck off!! Care factor in the scheme of my day is zilch...now get out of my office before I biscuit you!
Do u think I know who ate wot biscuit at wot point in time?...would you like me to put a biscuit monitor on or maybe a spy cam?....or is there spy ware for this sort of immoral behaviour?
Fuck off!! Care factor in the scheme of my day is zilch...now get out of my office before I biscuit you!
You should leap up and say,
"The last biscuit is gone! We need to get someone on this STAT", then assign him all your work so that you can investigate the biscuit situation
"The last biscuit is gone! We need to get someone on this STAT", then assign him all your work so that you can investigate the biscuit situation
Allan the only problem is that I work in government & I don't have any work to assign him... ;-)
Pfft easy solve, Make up some work then assign it to him something like
"I was going to do the projections on the SDP, but you handle it, as the cookie situation requires my FULL attention"
If he gets confused just glare at him till he gets out of your office, the spread a rumour that he has been eating all the biscuits.
"I was going to do the projections on the SDP, but you handle it, as the cookie situation requires my FULL attention"
If he gets confused just glare at him till he gets out of your office, the spread a rumour that he has been eating all the biscuits.
Ah yes... Allan's idea is good, but alas he doesn't have the Government experience we do... if he did, he would know that you can't just investigate the biscuit situation. You first have to do a full enquiry (I'd estimate $150,000) into whether or not investigation of the biscuit situation is feasible. Ah, Government ;)
On another note, I hate it when you clearly have piles of work to do and people ask you to do things that aren't even important... Argh!
On another note, I hate it when you clearly have piles of work to do and people ask you to do things that aren't even important... Argh!
i guess i hate.....chickens without feathers because chickens are supposed to have feathers, and i hate people who take shit for granted; that pisses me off, and people who waste stuff. and people who don't recycle. i'm thinkin damn, do you know where that's going to end up? right next door to just sit for the remainder of your life. Kind of a bummer but whatever.
"Is that champagne?"
Okay...I am holding a tray with 10 glasses of champagne filled champagne flutes & you need to varify if its champagne.
Does it look like champagne you toss wallop? Actually...I was playing a practical joke, its scotch & dry...but lets pretend its champagne!!! And you'll have a beer anyway!
;-)
Okay...I am holding a tray with 10 glasses of champagne filled champagne flutes & you need to varify if its champagne.
Does it look like champagne you toss wallop? Actually...I was playing a practical joke, its scotch & dry...but lets pretend its champagne!!! And you'll have a beer anyway!
;-)
Post by Tania
Ah yes... Allan's idea is good, but alas he doesn't have the Government experience we do... if he did, he would know that you can't just investigate the biscuit situation. You first have to do a full enquiry (I'd estimate $150,000) into whether or not investigation of the biscuit situation is feasible. Ah, Government ;)
Oh thats just an extra Tania, take the study money and use it to go shopping for a suitable outfit to begin the examination, or several outfits, save enough for a bonus for yourself for finding the perputrator.
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