The Douchiest Phone Message In History



The back story on this is that a girl named Olga was out with her friends in the Marina district of San Francisco (known for being a popular hang out for douches), and she talked to this guy named Dmitri for all of two minutes. Then she gave him her card and said "give me a call." The above is the messages he left. Listen to the whole thing, it just keeps getting better and better. I won't even tell you my favorite parts because i don't want to ruin anything. Just listen.

Is this guy serious?? Haha, what a loser!

"I'm very intelligent, I'm great in bed..." Yes of course you are.

i wish they had put the whole number in lol :P

So do I, I'd prank call him no end!

Dimitri (aka James Sears):

What a total asshat. That'll keep me chuckling for a while.

What a complete idiot! That is hilarious! And to think it never crossed is mind that she may not have rang back because he sounds like a complete perve in his first message, it must be that she has something wrong with her mentally or her Mum has cancer! WTF!
I can't imagine any woman ringing him back after a call like that! I cant quite understand what on earth possessed her to give him her number in the first place!

Wanker of epic proportions.

roflmao



Somebody took this and re-enacted it :)

That's hilarious!