the worst chat up lines i have received (unfortunatley) are...

1. you're eyes are like spanners when i look into them i can feel my nuts tighten!

2.can i have a quarter...coz ma mum told me to call her when i meet da one....(very desperate)

3. has anyone one ever told you, yo ass looks lyke J_Los..(fellas come on, am a size zero)

4. you look better than a quarter pounder wid cheese (am i that appetising?)

5. ma name iz Bond...James Bond...(check him out..hes wearing primark...and gets the biscuit 4 top beer belly..very Bondish...

6. 'did it hurt...when you fell from heaven ( ma grand dad used that one)

7. and the one...the most used.. HAVE WE MET B4.....(fellaz use those brains cells- of coz i havent met yu b4 coz if i did i wuld..i wuld have run a mile the minute yu approach me wid that pathetic line.)

8. some1 call da fire bridgade coz yu are HOT lyke fire...( wu in da world thought of this lame quote...)

9. i have gonn to hell and back...juss to find you...( Hell??..yu sayin am a demon?)

10. you are a THIEF....coz yu juss stole ma heart....(excuse me..did yu juss accuse me of being a criminal))

hope other ladies had beta luck...

xx

I think "Nice legs, what time do they open?" has to be a certified shocker.

nice pants, they'd look great on my floor.

true story- one of my bigger clients at work's name is actually James Bond, he has this deeep voice and says it "Bond, James Bond" and is totally hilarious...

HAHAHA.
did you fart? because you blew me away...some fat kid at my school used to say that to everyone!! LOL.

Mine's similar to Dan's:
"Did you know that the word of the day is 'legs'? Lets go home and spread the word".
Also:
"Are you a parking ticket? Cos you have 'fine' written all over you"
Brillient :S

hahaha parking ticket one... quaqmire off family guy uses that one.


"lets go turkey hunting.... u gobble and ill shoot"

:| hehe

ewww browny

You must be tired, you've been running through my mind all day!