Excuse me!?! im the DJs (insert name) girlfreind!
Im with the promo girls tonight! Im just running late!
This is my first night working behind the bar, you have to let me in or ill be late!!
My names on the gestlist, i spoke to *drop promoters name in* this afternoon!
Honestly, i really havnt had a problem getting into anyware before..
I admit, I usually don't go anywhere I'm not on the list, so I haven't had to try and get through the security ... having my "personal assistant" call ahead seems to work just fine if I want on the list ... "Hi, this is Beverly, S.Mc.C's personal assistant. He'll only be in town for a night and thought he might pop by your place if you've got the space, otherwise he'll be happy to be seen at Hot Spot." Of course they have no idea who I am but they feel like they should based on the way any assortment of my female friends talk to them.
Oh wait ... I did "Crash my jag" to get a reservation changed at a restaurant in New York that was booked 3 weeks out, does that count?