Having had an adventurous week of falling over, being stranded with my car broken down and having my shoe fall onto the train tracks, I thought maybe we should have a thread for all the weird and wonderful (or in my case, usually disasterous) things that are happening to us all.

Hopefully something a tad more thrilling than my little mishaps, but still whatever it is do tell! :)

i have been hurting myself recently. This has included walking into desks, tables, stabbing myself with various objects (by accident) hurting my foot (now in a bandage and on anti inflammitory tablets for a week) scratching my tummy so badly with a broken nail i look like an emo kids myspace (looks like blood dripping down my tummy) messing up my already messed up knee and burning myself with my ghd. I also had a tenant follow me into the shops and stalk me for a whole day, to the point where i got scared, told him i was married (didnt work) and got the property manager to distract him so i could get into my car and drive home.

I poked myself in the eye with my mascara wand.......sorry, that's all I've got!

Lol...KiKi that is a form of torchure!!

Yesterday I had one of the ladies in the office offer my bosses (whom is the Director of the department) office to some random fly in...she reached into my draw without asking, to fetch the keys (while I am sitting there).
Shortly after, another guy in the office comes to my desk speaks very loud AT me 'how are you?' obviously to distract me, then took my hole punch and went back to his desk. I asked him if he needed a new one and offered to collect one from the stationary cupboard but he declined. So I offered him my stapler to go with the hole punch, he declined. So I offered some cellotape, he declined. I then get back to work.
Then in the afternoon I return from the kitchen (for the first time in like forever I forgot to lock my computer) and the same girl who offers room hires and puts her mits in my draw is sitting at my computer...she sees me coming and quickly shuts explorer down. I give a wide eyed stare...waiting for something, anything. But nothing. She pretty much runs back to her desk as I patiently give her a 5 minute window to explain...but no, she doesn't. So I have to ask her.
Anyway, I left the office early and walked aimlessly around the mall trying to figure out if I was purely invinsible or if they were purely just rude.
Then this morning, same thing...but tissues, pens and my faith in manners.
Do I need to get the Dymo out??

SoHo I'm glad I don't work in your office..! how rude. Yep you need to get the Dymo and label everything, then get their stuff and steal it and label it as yours as well.

SoHo - Tissues! Everyone steals my tissues! Get the Dymo out and a taser too.

Maybe some sort of double product that is both a Dymo and a Taser?

Whats a taser?

Got it *english accent*. I looked it up on www.dictionary.com. YES a taser & dymo would be a brilliant solution.

Hey Tania where did u get stranded in ur vehicle? It wasn't on a freeway???

some crazy woman just came into the office while the receptionist was at the back. we have a bell on the reception desk for this reason. She stood there for a minute and insread of pressing the bell, she screams on top of her voice "IS ANYBODY IN HERE GOING TO F*@(&()ING SERVE ME" weird

people always steal my stuff even if i label it so now my stapler has a big label on it in bright red that says "If you take this I will hurt you". it seems to have worked.