Blender: We Aren't Even Pretending To Make An Effort Anymore
Blender has set a new standard in committee-think with their composite Britney cover.
Not only do they put the poor tart's head on an uncredited model's body (which is probably, sadly, in her portfolio), they puss out by flagging the image as a composite. To pile insult upon injury, the tragic and desperate use of the word 'truthiness' is an exercise in pathos.
As if this wasn't enough pussing out, the composition suggests that hitting rock bottom means smoking cigarettes and drinking diet Red Bull. Hello? It's Brit-ney Spe-ars.
Blender has set a new standard in committee-think with their composite Britney cover.
Not only do they put the poor tart's head on an uncredited model's body (which is probably, sadly, in her portfolio), they puss out by flagging the image as a composite. To pile insult upon injury, the tragic and desperate use of the word 'truthiness' is an exercise in pathos.
As if this wasn't enough pussing out, the composition suggests that hitting rock bottom means smoking cigarettes and drinking diet Red Bull. Hello? It's Brit-ney Spe-ars.
Jordache: Attack Of The Pod People
Even allowing for the culturally-ravaged, post-wardrobe-malfunction neo-fundamentalist, sexual dystopia we live in, the decision of Jordache to Photoshopically amputate Heidi Klum's nipples is a profoundly bizarre one.
What were the possible logical processes that made this happen? Did they think no-one would notice? How could this make any sense? Unbelievable.
Even allowing for the culturally-ravaged, post-wardrobe-malfunction neo-fundamentalist, sexual dystopia we live in, the decision of Jordache to Photoshopically amputate Heidi Klum's nipples is a profoundly bizarre one.
What were the possible logical processes that made this happen? Did they think no-one would notice? How could this make any sense? Unbelievable.
FHM: Yakuza Babes
At 4am somewhere a designer wakes up and utters "Oh God I forgot to put her finger back in."
At 4am somewhere a designer wakes up and utters "Oh God I forgot to put her finger back in."
Playboy: Clone Tool Beats Belly Button
Brazilian Playboy readers were shocked to find that its images are manipulated. Shocked!
Brazilian Playboy readers were shocked to find that its images are manipulated. Shocked!
Chicago: Kelly Osbourne Can Change Shape At Will
You can just feel the poor artworker dying a little inside.
You can just feel the poor artworker dying a little inside.
Maxim: Model Distorts Space-Time Continuum
Apparently some idiot at Maxim magazine felt Kata Dobo was too chubby and let loose with the warping and the distorting. Or perhaps her bathroom tiles are deliberately crooked.
Apparently some idiot at Maxim magazine felt Kata Dobo was too chubby and let loose with the warping and the distorting. Or perhaps her bathroom tiles are deliberately crooked.
Victoria's Secret: The Classic Severed Hand
A lot of people think this is Jessica Simpson; it's actually Marissa Miller, in a VS catalog. We still don't know whose hand it is.
A lot of people think this is Jessica Simpson; it's actually Marissa Miller, in a VS catalog. We still don't know whose hand it is.
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