I can't grow facial hair, but I'll be there in spirit.
I can!
I'm tempted to do it, but vainty and ego usually takes over and I shave.
I believe there's a picture of the moh I was sporting in March in my pictures section.
Does pulling your hair across your face and sticking it with some form of adhesive or honey count as having a moustache? Or will I have to start taking hormones?