This is possibly the strangest street trend I’ve come across since I encountered a few people walking each other on leashes… but I digress – the latest ‘thing’ to hit Melbourne streets are Fluoro bandaids stuck to one’s forehead.
I kid you not, today I witnessed not one, but two tweens walking the streets with the brightest bandaids ever to be produced (in fact so bright, I think they may have been irradiated at Chernobyl) plastered to their heads.
Unless they’d both miraculously punctured themselves in the same area, these two girls thought they were making a statement. And they were – “Looking this f’ing stupidity is solely reserved for us”.
So there you have it, join the ranks of infamy. Find a bandaid so bright ravers would weep with jealousy, walk through a major city, and wait to see how many people give you quizzical stares.
